MINYANVILLE ORIGINAL Stocks edged up gaining for a second straight week despite John Boehner saying “We’re almost nowhere” on fiscal cliff progress. The House Speaker thus displayed a shaky knowledge of the Thelma & Louise script for the latter actually said “We’re not in the middle of nowhere but we can see it from here” before driving the duo’s Thunderbird off the aforementioned cliff. Our current crisis is a mere molehill for Mark and Cindy Hill who pocketed $294 million in Powerball while Green Mountain Coffee (GMCR) similarly scaled the summit with a 30.97% surge. Groupon (GRPN) gained 17.01% on the week but having slid approximately ...