The S&P 500 Index (^GSPC) now up 5.7% this month continues going to Pluto where it joins Iran’s unfortunate monkey in Outer Space. Corning (GLW) which well remembers the Internet-era when even chimps could make money ended up after reporting Gorilla Glass sales surged 68%. And Apple (AAPL) advanced 1.88% with the umpteenth iteration of its iPad exciting orangutans if no one else.   Marissa Mayer’s Yahoo (YHOO) fell 3.00% yet her résumé-padding predecessor shouldn’t exhibit undue schadenfreude for LinkedIn (LNKD) lost 2.10%. Ford (F) fell 4.64% and is down further on dual downgrades ahead of the open. Its CEO called results “spectacular” but to quote a certain Seinfeld episode the guy needs to get real.   Today ...