Why I almost punched this job seeker in the face

We now carry a portable television studio (iPhone) in our pocket. We have the ability to broadcast our own television show to the entire world for free thanks to outlets like YouTube. We have the ability to create our own online company thanks to blogs and websites. We can locate, engage and network with leaders and decision makers at every large and small business on the planet (again, at no cost) thanks to LinkedIn. And your excuse for being out of work or staying stuck in a job you hate is what again?